Damn Traitor + New Machine

If you boast with your new console, "D", I can do that with my new computer too.
I bought one a week ago, just for fun.
800 Swiss Francs poorer and a hell of a machine richer, I went home to assemble those components.
Damn, if only those freaking slots and connections weren't that confusing. So, I think because I connected one little pin to a wrong connection, it blew up one of my RAM-Slots when I pressed the "Reset"-Button accidentally. So I took that damn thing apart again and ran as fast as "D" in that little movie below to the store where I bought it.
But that damn motherfucking store had already closed. I was 7 minutes too late.
Man, was I pissed of...
So now, I'm living my goddamned life without a computer for 5 days now.
But as soon as I have it back, it will rule "D's" ass with its great graphic and power of some ass-raping hardware.
Then I will be able to do shit which the XBox 360 can't do.

Take that, "D".

PS: Yeah, I know that I'm not in the possition to laugh right now, but soon I will be.