Montag, 24. September 2007

Fuck those Next-Gen Consoles

The other day, I thought about buying a new console.
PS3, Xbox360 or a Wii? That was the Question. I thought, only the price would matter... 900 Swiss Francs for a PS3 is not nothing.
But I was mistaken.
The Xbox360 quite has some good games and stuff, but without a HD-TV they look like shit.
The PS3 games too.
So why do I have to buy a new TV to play those games with graphic that doesn't cause eye-cancer?
No, no, wait! Right, I could plug it in at my PC-Screen. But for that, I'd have to buy a extra-cable. Why? Why isn't that inclusive? Do they want my money THAT bad?
OR I have to buy a new HD-TV. Together with the Xbox360 or PS3 it would tear up my purse.
With that money, I could buy a super-high-end-gamer-pc and could play those games in even better graphic. And I could surf the Web. And play music. And movies. And much more.
I hear you say "But with the next-gen consoles you can do that too!!!" Who cares!
If you have a HD-TV, yes. Otherwise play your games at the PC.

Only the Wii has already the shitty graphics with it, so it doesn't matter if I play it with a CRT-Screen. But it really has a revolutionary control / gameplay. Only the games aren't that great.

Donnerstag, 20. September 2007

What Metalheads could call a good Feeling

Hey folks

Recently I was talking with a friend of mine through the Windows Live Messenger (Yea, I'm a Microsoft-Fan, 'cuz that I write the full name of the App :D ) And yea, he didn't got tired to send me Images all the time, and, yea, well, gotta say, sum of these things are not that bad. FOR EXÄMPLEUR:



I think this Belt is preatty sweet. Say, if you're an Computer Engineer, a real geek, working among a Bunch of so-called-"cool-gangztaz"-Hiphop-Kiddies, wearing THIS Beauty? Hmmm, I think, I don't have to explain it in Details then :D

And then, if you're coming home again, your Wife's already waiting for you, calling for a Beer. No probs:



There ya go, sweetheart. Serve yourself.

And finally, the day's over. But it's quite painful to sleep with such a beautiful Belt and Glasses, so take 'em off


Put them on your Nighttable (Watch out not to kick off your Good-Night-Drink)

And dream a wonderful Dream about the sweetest things in life....

Dienstag, 18. September 2007

What the fuck is wrong with young people

Today I read an article in the free newspaper "20 Minuten" about young people who sympathize with the conservative party of Switzerland, the SVP, because the people find that they are rebellious.
You think if you vote for them, you are against the state, against the law and so on?
Bullshit.
If you vote for them, you are a loser.
Because they don't give a shit about you and your "different thoughts". It's just election campaign to get attention.
If you want to be different and maybe rebellious, start to fill your empty head with some brain.
Or kill yourself.
What's the deal with beeing rebellious anyway? You still live in our society and profit of it. You like watching TV, shopping in the mall or eating some good food? Yes? Well, fuck off then.
You can't have both. Either rebellion or a comfortable life.

Samstag, 15. September 2007

We want you!

To play Stranglehold. This game kicks ass.
Had a hard day at work, some kids at home who can't shut the fuck up? Your wife/husband is bitching around?
Play Stranglehold, you will feel released from all stress after playing it. Tons of furniture and other things which can be destroyed by your weapons.
It turns a lovely place like this:














Into this:















Stranglehold is as good as Max Payne, maybe better, because of the grafics and the way you can kill your enemies - in a very cool way - and watch how they fly around the room after shot by your Pump Gun.
If you don't know Stranglehold.... Shame on you. Get back in your forrest and hunt animals with a sharp stone. Or just watch this video:
Click me to watch the freakin' nut-cracking Vid.

I love this game so much, but because I'm European, I can play the Demo only so far.
Which sucks. So give me the full version you fuckers. Now.

Donnerstag, 13. September 2007

Sane? No, just two Dreamcast-Players.

sup people

Wassup? Welcome to our all-new blog, where you'll be fed with just the things, that makes the life of two geeks an absolute state of emergency.

First thing to really start up:
Ya know, since I've got my Dreamcast three months ago, I'm on fire, downloading games all the time, experiencing a lost era of videogames. Most of them are really sick, really cool, really Horror-Playstation-Graphics-Port. But there are some Pearls of videogames I've never experienced before.

Like Ikaruga and Psyvariar 2.

It's been told since always that the Dreamcast is THE ultimate Arcade Console. Sure, buncha Beat'em Ups and so on I thought. But the Beat'em Ups are only the half story, 'tell ya. I'm playing this two games as an Ultra-Noob (for all those: Ikaruga - reached Beginning of Chapter 4 (Easy), Psyvariar 2 - reached Boss on this kinda Space Station on the Moon, Buzz Type, Easy). And I've never experienced such a Perfection of Gameplay, just using the D-Pad and two or three buttons! And if ya wanna kno, what the Pros are up to, CHECK THIS SHIT:

Insanity 1 (Psyvariar 2)
Insanity 2 (Ikaruga)

There is much more to find on YouTube, but enough for today. Think, you should now move out and buy'erself a Dreamcast with this two wonderful Games. You won't have yer money thrown outta the window, trust me.

If you're up to move your chin back to normal, of course. They REALLY CAN play those games.

Oh, and: If you find any grammatical error, you can have it. What you find belongs to you, right?

Peace

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